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			<title>You Think English is Easy?</title>
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			<description>[b]You Think English is Easy? 

 



It's one of the most difficult languages to learn!







Can you read these right the first time? 







01) The bandage was wound around the wound. 



02) The farm was used to produce  produce. 



03) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 



04) We must polish the Polish furniture. 



05) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 



06) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 



07) Since  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:47:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Political Correctness or good presentation skills?</title>
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			<description>Political Correctness or good presentation skills?





Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California ,

was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that

Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse

stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.  Both Judy and Harry Reid

share this common ancestor.



The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in

Montana territory:





On  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:14:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Some thoughts for today</title>
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			<description>Before I criticise a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.



Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute...I'll find someone. 



Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents. 



As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 



I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 



Having control  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:29:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Will it be a Cold Winter???</title>
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			<dc:creator>scorpio53</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello All,...I revieved tis in a e-mail today and I thought it would be nice to share it ......enjoy...





It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in

South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets.



When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:37:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Pagan Games?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[With thanks to the UK Independent Newspaper Cartoonist<img src="http://i55.servimg.com/u/f55/11/65/25/24/indepe10.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:39:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>For Jim</title>
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			<dc:creator>Wes</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[The other night our circle was talking about how we would identify ourselves if we were in spirit and trying to get a message to our loved ones.   
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Well it looks like Jim's method of identifying himself has made its way to Google's home page (at the top)..]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:24:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Death Speaks</title>
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			<description>DEATH SPEAKS: There was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me.



She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate.



I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:34:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Odds and Ends</title>
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			<dc:creator>zerdini</dc:creator>
			<description>A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.



Accept that some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.



Got kleptomania? Take something for it.



Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.



Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.



Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.



One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!



A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.



Change  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:11:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Psychic Surgery ?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Slightly Senior Moments</title>
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			<dc:creator>zerdini</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Warning: Retiree--knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it.
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It ain't the age. It's the mileage.
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Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
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Z]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:36:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lawyer, Doctor, and Clergyman</title>
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			<dc:creator>tmmw</dc:creator>
			<description>A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash.

He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.



A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell.  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:32:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sermon of the Four Worms</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>Four Worms and a lesson



 A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette 

smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



 At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported

the following  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:31:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>THE AFTERLIFE &amp;amp; REINCARNATION</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>THE AFTERLIFE 



There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death. 



Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. 



At the séance, she called out, &quot;John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 01:50:54 GMT</pubDate>
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